Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Oldest story in the book.
Oh, there goes gravity.
Irish mist bong
Washing instructions on a wife beater.
Dwyer, take a chill pill. Relax man, it's college!
This meal has all five basic food groups - sodium, salt, oil, vinegar, and whatever they make Cheetos out of.
Aren't they all?
It got weird after L.L. Bean showed up.
Shhhh... I'm naked under there.
"The armor comes in 8 separate pieces; shin guards, girdle, metal sword, chest plates, wrist guards, cape, shoulders pads, and helmet. 63 cans total, 2 in shin guards, 22 in the legs, 30 in the chest, and 9 in the helmet, and about 15-20 Keystone boxes. T
Nobody told the nerd in the back left that they were going as nerds until 5 minutes before this picture was taken.
They're all single, ladies.
Finally, a way to go to the bar shirtless and not get kicked out.
Do you think Mexicans wear cowboy hats and call themselves Americans on Halloween?
No thanks great Wizard, I've already gotten my wish.
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.