Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You really want to control the rate of return, put another finger into reducing assets.
Something is fishy - who goes to the library at 2:18 am?
"My friend sent me a text saying how much she hated Verizon. I got the message 15 hours later."
A self-sustaining beer pong table. By the way, you play the game with the cups right-side-up.
Mine's bigger, that means Jesus loves me more.
A weak attempt at suffocation.
You would think 200 solo cups would go further than a 6 x 6 area. You gotta plan these things people!
Do we really need to check on her? She's passed out, she's not going anywhere.
These guys thought just because they covered a car in 3,000 post-it notes and some of them say CH.com they'd make it on the site. I guess they were right.
My Righthand's favorite movies include Old School and Boondock Saints.
Ken's going to be pissed when he sees this.
"Everyone enjoys the prof so much that no one left. I go to a private lutheran school and this guy makes everything worth while. The first day of class, every other word he said was 'damnit."
"We had a no pants party..."
The people who designed ladders really didn't give any consideration to how you might use one while eating a hot dog.
Why stop at two minivans?
No women and children zone? Take me there!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.