Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Mall Santa pictures are expensive luxury for irony enthusiasts, but how can you argue with this?
"My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it.
We put a magical hat on it, and it came to life.
At least he didn't try to iron his pants.
'tis always the season
Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?
The dog's face says "can you believe this shit?"
Why did the box fan stay on the floor?
There's more than one way to tap a keg.
You goin' to the club tonight? DJ Papa's spinning.
We see a lot of insane stuff at CollegeHumor, but I believe this is the first time we've ever seen a beer pong table made entirely of ping pong balls.
The gravitational fields of their enormous hoop earrings drew them together.
Santa Claus probably gets so much pussy.
"Jewish girls decking the halls, kind of. Oh yeah, that's me picking my drunk girlfriend up off of the ground after she tackled a bike."
"During the holidays, remember to wrap it up."
If you write this secret ancient phrase on the back of your car, cops won't give you speeding tickets.
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