Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Hope you brought your bathing suit.
While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in.
Is a .60 cent tip enough? That's 33%.
I don't want to ruin the ending, but "The origins of the fecal matter remained a mystery."
What's the rate for a dirty room?
Tossin' the ole banana salad.
Tuition in Singles
The second part of the shaming is when the ants show up overnight.
Someone complained about Jackass being on the marquee.
Texas Tech. may have beaten Texas A&M last week, but A&M-alum-with-a-mustache got the last laugh.
This is like putting a "beer bottles only" recycling bin in an elementary school.
75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.
Space is boring, gotta kill time somehow.
With the same letters you also could have spelled ANAL BLEEDER HORSE DONG.
Diravis likes porn and crappy music.
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
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