Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I can't stand when bitches die their hair a weird color.
According to the uploader, this one comes from "Ontario Place in Toronto, some asian festival with dragons and shit."
If they did this in freezing cold temperature, they'd get stuck. That would be amazing.
"I'm a US Army infantryman in Iraq. We were searching this one house for weapons and other illegal stuff, and found this instead. I couldn't believe my eyes. What was even better was the residents of the house, who could not read of speak any English, cou
Little Asian girls were all over him all night.
"We had to use a backup camera cause the first one fell into the sewer."
Jared, before he found Subway.
I have been Michael's number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Moza
"All the little kids trick or treating got freaked out by my face. I considered my goal accomplished."
That's not what the FBI wears - not that anybody's complaining, mind you.
Bacardi & Cola
Ace the Bathound.
Katie Kindness! Carla Caring! Umberto Unity!
Tell me where she is!
Conan O'Brien's least popular character is now CollegeHumor's least popular costume!
Ain't it the truth?
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