Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A Halloween superstar is one guy in a group costume with three or more girls.
The ironic part is that he hasn't actually showered in 3 days.
Jesus Christ, get a room you two!
"It grossed most girls out, but the guys thought it was cool."
Halloween is the only night you'll see Spider-man gambling on illegal cockfighting.
Awesome costume, but you have to wonder how guy-on-the-right got a suntan on his forearm but not his hand.
I never understood what Popeye saw in Olive Oyl.
Patti, you're the mayonnaise for me.
Everybody's working for the weekend.
That's why Halloween is the best holiday, period.
They aren't a specific hair metal band, and yet at the same time they are every hair metal band.
You know, you could just walk around in your normal clothes with no paint and still claim to be Mystique.
If you didn't see Jackass II, you would probably think these guys are really weird.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
No matter how many crappy sequels they make, that mask still creeps me out.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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