"Took him all next day and a toilet brush to get it off."
Here's to free toner!
"No one had money for a tip."
Being drunk means never having to say you're sorry.
The Heroin sisters are still at large.
Mother of the Year
"This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nothing found...

We like you. Do you like us too?