Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
A good reason you should break in your hat's brim as soon as you get it.
Busch should make a pumpkin beer.
If you lick a toad you get a psychedelic trip, so who knows what this is going to do.
There's been plenty of Hitler costumes, but this may be the first Dr. Karl Brandt.
"He eventually escaped and poured garlic and olive oil all over our rooms."
All my creation needs to come to life is a brain.
For those who still have to pull down their pants to use a urinal.
At least he always knows where his towel is.
A Stone Cold Steve Austin costume is a thinly veiled excuse to drink and spill beer wherever you want to all night.
"The whole crocodile hunter thing, it's just a little soon. He just died a few weeks ago, it's just not super cool and you have to leave." "But it's me Satan, Steve Irwin. I am the crocodile hunter."
Borat's a notoriously difficult costume to pull off well. Great job! The tiny American flag helps.
"Special thanks goes to the roommate's girlfriend for the carving job." So you mean all the credit goes to your roommate's girlfriend?
"We collected caps freshman year. Built it over the summer. Now it is in the living room of our house." Are you getting this Freshman? It's never too early to start saving.
"What, were there no kittens or grandmothers handy?"
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