Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
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I fail to see what that has to do with auto service.
"You know whats great for making kool aid in?"
Don't worry, this isn't the poisonous kind. It's the squeeze you until your ribs crack and you can't breathe kind.
"So to clarify, was I supposed to go across or down?"
He's not thrilled because someone just smashed a bottle over his head at a bar, but doesn't he kind of look like The Terminator?
A classic "not my problem."
"I guess Daddy's away for the day?"
"Only in the South."
The only problem with the mustache tattoo is it's very difficult to twirl menacingly.
Going to the vet to get neutered tomorrow.
"Traditionally, you're supposed to swim in the fountain. we took it up a notch and held a business meeting."
The most important lesson - if someone gestures for it you have to honk the horn.
"We tell everyone at the office it's the 'Stop Illegal Immigration' symbol"
Here's a helpful tip: if you never defrost your freezer, all you need to make your own ice luge is a knife stolen from the dining halls.
"Cheap drinks and not cheap drinks, but I saved a few bucks on posters."
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