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"It took him a few days to get them out of his ears."
"A tradition at Ohio State is to jump in the ice cold lake called mirror every November. This yeah the wind chill was 12 degrees. So we decided to go in with style."
If peeing your pants is cool, this guy's Miles Davis.
They must be running the ole' reverse dicksmasher.
"We filled up 50 bottles of piss during the first half of our first semester at college and kept them in our room. We were too lazy to walk down the hall and unlock the bathroom doors which are kept locked. We were going for 100 but the smell became too b
I can't stand when bitches die their hair a weird color.
"I'm a US Army infantryman in Iraq. We were searching this one house for weapons and other illegal stuff, and found this instead. I couldn't believe my eyes. What was even better was the residents of the house, who could not read of speak any English, cou
Little Asian girls were all over him all night.
Jared, before he found Subway.

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