Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Once upon a time there was a daddy truck, a mommy truck, and a baby truck.
"We spent a day breaking Oklahoma state laws. This one: It's illegal to go whaling."
He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.
Obviously fake - elephant laxatives would produce a much more liqidy stool that would have drowned the trainer - not buried him alive.
"Whiskey, it brings out the tiger in you!"
Britney Spears used to be hot, she could even pull off the "Must... Eat... Brains" look.
What, no streamers?
"This is a page from Harvard's 2006 undergraduate handbook, before someone discovered the error."
That's not what a lobster's vagina looks like!
At this point, just wait a week for them all to get dry and fall off.
So, if all goes to plan, I'll pass out until morning by the refrigerator going for another beer.
"This table features 3 black lights, orange fluorescent paint over clear plexiglass, and even holes drilled in the side to fill it with smoke using our fog machine."
The bottle passed out and got shamed.
When the bouncer looks down, get your thumb ready. Then when he looks up again, flash him that smile. You're in.
More artistic interpretations of perhaps the best picture on CollegeHumor.
Someone finally figured out how to get out the youth vote.
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