Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Human Beer Bong
Once you're off the bus, anything goes.
Oh dining room silverware, is there any reason not to steal you?
Uh, hold on, I'll check. Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Saying that a "just a mullet" is like saying Man of the Year is "just a bad movie."
I see the cup of water hanging and waiting to strike, but why duct tape a bottle to the door?
I'm going to try to forget I saw this, but I fear my subconcious is storing it for a nightmare.
Nah don't wash it out, the alcohol will kill whatever's still in there.
Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.
"Found this in a chest in my grandmother's garage."
"Trees like this (two short with a long in the middle) are spread all over my campus. Campus officals say it's just the landscape."
I don't see what the big deal is. Waldo's right in the middle with a stick.
Doesn't say anything about "limit 1 per customer." Find a few phonebooks and you can start saving money on condoms.
For me, the secret to happiness is not appearing in embarassing ad campaigns.
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