Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I don't want to ruin the ending, but "The origins of the fecal matter remained a mystery."
What's the rate for a dirty room?
Tossin' the ole banana salad.
Tuition in Singles
The second part of the shaming is when the ants show up overnight.
Someone complained about Jackass being on the marquee.
Texas Tech. may have beaten Texas A&M last week, but A&M-alum-with-a-mustache got the last laugh.
This is like putting a "beer bottles only" recycling bin in an elementary school.
75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.
Space is boring, gotta kill time somehow.
With the same letters you also could have spelled ANAL BLEEDER HORSE DONG.
Diravis likes porn and crappy music.
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
On the bright side, you probably don't have to worry about passing out with your shoes on.
Tour Guide: I direct your attention to this ancient and mysterious tablet, which has yet to be deciphered. Leela: Do you know what it means? Fry: Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means "up yours kid."
"This was put up to brighten the soldiers' days."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.