Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"This kid let anyone who wanted to open-handed slap him as hard as they could."
With the money you spent on all that natty, could have bought fifteen items off the McDonald's dollar menu.
PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
If only it were a DeLorean.
I can't drink my Mike's Hard unless they are chilled.
What a sucker - this actually says "I'm a huge tool" in elvish.
Gilligan's Island's professor finally builds something useful.
"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."
Did you know Jews control all the coincidences in America?
"The next day the pool had a sign that said please do not put the pool furniture in the pool."
The perfect joke.
You could have guessed - this picture was taken at a Journey/Def Lepoard concert. Don't Stop Believin'.
"Why the icecream man got fired."
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