Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A few more days, and they'll be ripe for the picking. *sigh* In a more perfect world.
Worst job ever - running an STD clinic right off of Thailand's Banga Road, where all the hookers work.
When your ass is touching the bench, it's no longer plumber's crack.
"This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him."
She doesn't have to deflect bullets with her wrists - nobody can hit her anyway.
Poor man's kegerator.
Not exactly an artistic interpretation, but certainly the largest version of perhaps the best picture on CollegeHumor.
Note the TV antenna on the new wing of their house.
Get perhaps the best picture on CollegeHumor tattooed anywhere on your body, and we'll send you a free Busted Tee!
"I wonder - if I slap someone hard enough do you think perhaps the best picture on CollegeHumor would show up on their face?"
Someone get that monkey some more funny hats!
Once upon a time there was a daddy truck, a mommy truck, and a baby truck.
"We spent a day breaking Oklahoma state laws. This one: It's illegal to go whaling."
He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.
Obviously fake - elephant laxatives would produce a much more liqidy stool that would have drowned the trainer - not buried him alive.
"Whiskey, it brings out the tiger in you!"
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