It's not ballet unless you hallucinate a Jesus!
Talk about getting a woody!!!! (!!!!)
Hell freezes over. (warning: joke)
"I am the human football. Remember... laces out."
Oh, man... too bad he's not hitchhiking!
"The instructor pilot was having an affair with a female student. Her husband found out, and calmly reacted by destroying his airplane with a chainsaw." Alternate theory: a propeller did it. That's why the spacing is so even.
Nice tits!

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