Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Better check that headline.
"Louisiana held elections last weekend. Some friends and I thought it'd be nice of us to collect a few hundred signs from people's yards so they wouldn't have to do it themselves. The problem was we had nothing to do with them afterwards, so we decorated
"Check out this guy's tattoo. It's the chinese symbol for "chinese symbol"!!"
"Can't sneak a keg into your dorm? Try a SDSU keg-can stand."
"What to do to the kid you're babysitting when you're not allowed to spank him."
"Another Boring Sunday..... With lots of rain"
"Focus on Sex"
"... as opposed to their old policy? Taken in Toronto - just makes you wonder ..."
Take out only??? We wanted to eat in...
"Isabel 1 My Car -3" How did your car win?
"Half full from 36 hours of non-stop puking. It weighed no less than 10 pounds."
I love how his shirt speaks to his shamers while he's passed out.
"Wouldn't be the first time"
I'm not into rivalries or anything, but this is pretty good.
My Mercedes is so nice it belongs in the house with us.
"Some dude got caught yankin it in our library"
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