Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Dont let drunk people pierce drunk peoples ears." Warning: Gross.
Happy Hour in Iowa.
"Rob at Virginia Tech couldn't find his keys last semester...he never thought to look in the freezer."
"What Illinois State students do when they are bored: Fire 30 paintballs at a guys ass for $25...It was worth every cent!"
"The poor neglected celebrities category. hell, i'd be doing the exact thing if i was next to alyson hannigan too..."
So this elephant gets called on in class and goes up to the chalkboard...
"It always seems that the drunker you are before you pass out, the more fucked up you are when you wake up. My freinds did this to me after I passed out after 8 straight hours of drinking."
"Doing well over 80mph, I still managed to catch that someone special. We've been together ever since thanks to her unique advertising."
"This is just a sweet picture that my friend took of a ladybug a split-second before he gets totally blasted int he face with some poland spring."
"Obviously my friend has too much free time... this is real."
And how would a blind person read that?
"Resourcefulness at its best."
"My hallmate wanted to set up his drumset in his room, but didn't have enough space on the floor...."
"Can u guess what kind of car it was before i fell asleep?"
Welcome to the Blue Man Group!
"My Stoner Sugarglider, Jupiter (similar to a Flying chipmunk) living under my bed in my dorm"
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