Learning to eat your emotions early.
Uncle Sam has something to be thankful for this year.
No no, Thank YOU!
Forget tongs, let's take this to third base.
There's a fire starting in my pants.
Well, it isn't necessarily wrong.
Just Eat It.
Work it out, kids or I SWEAR I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
This is going to look great with the Rise filter on it.
Beauty is in the Adobe of the beholder.
Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
This year for Thanksgiving be thankful we put this together so you're not bored sitting at the kid's table. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'm thankful that my hand turkeys don't SUCK ASS!
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
They could really use your hair.
Say my name, say my name. / When no one is around you, / I will go to the government / and legally change my name.
Buy me some peanuts and hearty meat.
Test drive the new Chevy Avenger.
Naughty, and not particularly nice.
When it melts, it looks like a Shar-Pei.
In her defense, life is one player.