The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.

Right before the sacrifice.

This is like the Lethal Weapon 3 poster with Joe Pesci popping up.

Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

Two great pictures in one!

It was salmon season.

You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

Bottom-right has sweat out his dignity.

In Master Chief we trust.

Love at first poke.

The Real World premise seems so tame and vanilla now.

We've all been in this situation at one time or another.

Let me guess - you forgot the keys.

Senior Pic

This is his date to the prom.

Ahhh nevermind paste paste paste!

C-? If he's not failing, this deserves an A.

Oh, that's why Microsoft Office now comes with a USB tampon.

Olly olly oxen free!

The Georgia Department of Labor has an odd interpretation of the word "frequently."

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

When I squeeze, he winks.

Either Cobra Commander figured out a way to turn Duke into a puppy, or he's the worst villain ever.

"The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Girls sepia toning out.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun.

That's why we send out stickers!

To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.

9,600 packs of Marlboro really puts thing in perspective.

Olly olly oxen free!

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

and bend your knees in tiiiime.

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

Two great pictures in one!

In Master Chief we trust.

We've all been in this situation at one time or another.

Let me guess - you forgot the keys.