No wonder the Little Mermaid had to go on land to find a decent kisser.
United we stand. Period.
Nice styling, boss.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you plan on putting that book in your body. Then it's OK to judge.
To be fair, she kinda is one.
What do you mean you didn't want a picture of my butthole?
Damn son, Pre-K treated you well.
They disappear after seventy dog seconds.
What sorcery is this?
Beauty is pain.
Astrophysics ain't that hard, you guys.
He's not just another attractive, likeable Washington insider.
Smile and say OH MY GOD PLEASE NO.
Good luck putting this ship in a bottle.
Just hold still for a second, jeez.
I didn't compute the thug life, the thug life computed me.
Do you even stairs, bro?
Get it together, Kanye.
Just imagine the part where the guy gets eaten on the toilet.
Girl you are J-Law dropping.
My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
Japan, I think we need to talk...I know some really great doctors.
Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.