Pubic safety is no laughing matter.

Obviously DHL stands for Don't Have L...maps.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

Still only half as good as four girls making out on eight kegs.

Starring Cyclops as Prince Caspian.

Danny, Thanks but not thanks. - Mikeyboy.

It's either nagger or nzggxr.

He's like the anti-Jared.

"Epic Cross Joint as seen in the preview for Pineapple Express... light all three ends at the same time and the smoke converges creating a trifecta of joint smoking power."

The "real answer" is no idea.

Seahorse wrangler is a terrible job.

This woman is the last thing that stands between us and all out war with Canada.

This is why we're air dropped 6,000 couches onto Iraq.

Why do the craziest things always happy to pick up trucks and shirtless dudes?

Intelligent political discourse.

"This is for whoever said I needed a manicure in my last picture."

Follow up question, what is smiling?

"It appears as if present you ate past you." - The first comment.

The guy in the car is more recognizable than Terrell. That's Preston.

Olly olly oxen free!

The Georgia Department of Labor has an odd interpretation of the word "frequently."

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

When I squeeze, he winks.

Either Cobra Commander figured out a way to turn Duke into a puppy, or he's the worst villain ever.

"The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Girls sepia toning out.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun.

That's why we send out stickers!

To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.

9,600 packs of Marlboro really puts thing in perspective.

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

and bend your knees in tiiiime.

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

Two great pictures in one!

In Master Chief we trust.

We've all been in this situation at one time or another.

Let me guess - you forgot the keys.

C-? If he's not failing, this deserves an A.