Good luck putting this ship in a bottle.
Just hold still for a second, jeez.
I didn't compute the thug life, the thug life computed me.
Do you even stairs, bro?
Get it together, Kanye.
Just imagine the part where the guy gets eaten on the toilet.
Girl you are J-Law dropping.
My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
Japan, I think we need to talk...I know some really great doctors.
Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.
Bombaclat! Me forgot about me ire hair apointment!
This Minion's extremely helpful if there's a fire nearby.
Feed me your Christmass junk mail!
Can you believe she hardly works out?
A guaranteed with all the five-year-olds who browse Craigslist.
Some of them wanted a bleu too.
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
Dolla dolla love, y'all.
Stars: They're Just Like These People, Sorta.
"Eww, mommy, what's wrong with Comic Sans?" "He's sick honey, don't look at him."
Too bad Drew Brees isn't made out of latex rubber and filled with gelled corn syrup.
I fought the law, and the law won by a landslide.
It's not just a month, it's a way of life.