Welcome to the Freshman 15 contest! The t-shirt says it all!

Good luck explaining this one to... anyone.

MORE POWER!!!

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Get in my belly!

The king of beer pong tables.

Your remaining balance is: 4 gazillion dollars.

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

Grandma fell right into her trap.

"4/20 in Canada. You won't see this at the white house anytime soon."

This is the only way to read Morality Play.

Where there's smoke, there's Colorado University.

It's wheely easier than you think.

"It's a piercing."

"We wrote one word of Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on one Post-It note each and put them on our house mate's door."

Can Gumby ever truly be hard?

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

Let me be blunt... this is awesome.

4/20 was a poor day for UCSC to host their dry ice festival.

TURN AROUND TURN AROUND OH MY GOD IT'S TOO LATE.

Olly olly oxen free!

The Georgia Department of Labor has an odd interpretation of the word "frequently."

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

When I squeeze, he winks.

Either Cobra Commander figured out a way to turn Duke into a puppy, or he's the worst villain ever.

"The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Girls sepia toning out.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun.

That's why we send out stickers!

To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.

9,600 packs of Marlboro really puts thing in perspective.

Olly olly oxen free!

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

and bend your knees in tiiiime.

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

Two great pictures in one!

In Master Chief we trust.

We've all been in this situation at one time or another.

Let me guess - you forgot the keys.