"This is a picture of my friend who walked onto a college basketball game dressed as a ref. The other refs just look confused."
"This girl got really mad at me and blocked me, so I did the only thing someone in my situation could do
Wow, look at all the ripples that toothbrush makes - those must really get your teeth clean. Well, not anymore...
"Before the Harvard-Yale football game a band of daring Yale students donned red shirts labeled 'Harvard Pep Squad' and placed thousands of sheets of red and white construction paper on the Harvard bleachers."
"The foreign exchange student across the hall didn't understand the concept of knocking, so we gave him a lesson." (I hope this was his knob that you pube'd, otherwise, it just wouldn't make sense.)
"My friend puked in my car last weekend so this is a foil payback! We did his whole room., pencils and all."
"We put a viagra in my buddys drink, he had wood for 6 hours ended up in the emergency room because it wouldnt go down."