"I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper.
Now the next time you see a nun in the grocery store you can walk up to her and recite Exodus 21:20-21.
You should've seen the sermon! It was 3 hours long and afterward everyone was drenched in sweat (because the thermostat was broken and the heat was stuck on 90).