This is pretty much how I want to die.

Give her the camera! Give her the camera!

"Tradition at UAF is to take pictures in little to no clothing when it hits -40 F."

Nope, you just have to want it more.

The annoying part is this is how they walk from place to place. It takes forever.

Shouldn't be hard with that hilarious t-shirt.

'No Sara, I'm serious. If you can pat her head and make out with her at the same time, it means you're a genius.'

Thank you, that's why we made stickers in the first place.

He stayed frozen like that for fifteen minutes, afraid they would notice him.

Step 3 - Profit.

*fart noise*

This kind of stuff would happen all the time if congress would just get together and outlaw shirts.

This is not a double entendre, hope you like roast donkey!

Pretty much the perfect CollegeHumor picture.

And yet the men continue to watch TV.

Boob and arrows.

Ugh! I told you to stack them neatly, otherwise they all fall out when you open the door.

Dead adult daughter,
Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.
Love,
Mom and Dad.

This wouldn't be offensive, but it's a soda distributor.

The word "trucking" is crying out to be defaced.

Spontaneous girlsplosion.

Screw baseball; THIS is America's national pastime.

Why are you reading this caption?

Typical Tuesday.

Tropical climates are good for two things - being naked, or looking at naked people.

STOP CHECKING YOUR CELL PHONE.

Guy in the middle - it must be depressing to know that you'll never have a better picture of yourself. Unless you befriend a sixth girl.

Every camera should come with this picture already on it.

Someone left this bear out and it melted.

This is what girls do when you're not around.

Welcome to the S.B. b*tch.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies.

Almost graduated without this happening. That was a close one.

Soon to be a major motion picture.

They're whispering into each others mouth... how whimsical!

Just two chicks tasting each other or whatever...

"I kissed Topanga (Danielle Fishel) at the bar the other night."

Danielle Fishel, of Boy Meets World fame, making out with another girl! Not pictured: A disappointed Cory Matthews.

I SAID GET ME A TREAT!

When I squeeze, he winks.

Spontaneous girlsplosion.

Screw baseball; THIS is America's national pastime.

Why are you reading this caption?

Typical Tuesday.

Tropical climates are good for two things - being naked, or looking at naked people.

STOP CHECKING YOUR CELL PHONE.

Guy in the middle - it must be depressing to know that you'll never have a better picture of yourself. Unless you befriend a sixth girl.

Every camera should come with this picture already on it.

This is what girls do when you're not around.

Welcome to the S.B. b*tch.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies.

Almost graduated without this happening. That was a close one.

Soon to be a major motion picture.

They're whispering into each others mouth... how whimsical!

Just two chicks tasting each other or whatever...

"I kissed Topanga (Danielle Fishel) at the bar the other night."

Danielle Fishel, of Boy Meets World fame, making out with another girl! Not pictured: A disappointed Cory Matthews.

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Logically, shouldn't butter look like a butt?

Whatever you do ladies, do not let go.