"I keep pressing 'start' but the game won't pause. I guess I'll just have to piss in this 36 oz. souvenir cup."
I always thought Jesus was going to come back, I just didn't think he was going to do it as some guy's ass.
He's reached the highest level of grotchdom. The one the prophets spoke of. The Holy Groin. KNEEL FOOLS!
12 year-old me would be dying on the floor right now. 23 year old me knows it's funny, but is far too bitter and jaded to laugh.