I don't care what that Noah guy says, this is awesome!!!

Dude, quiet down for a second. Check out this picture I just took of you. Yeah, I got it right at the moment of impact, pretty cool right?

"The one useful thing to come of joining a college gymnastics team."

Big League Chew.

Charging!

Nice, but why is the pinky so long? Do you have an eraser?

A gnome basketball court.

Weird, I didn't know black people even liked bowling.

Jack, don't... make... any... sudden moves... Don't panic when I tell you this... There's a wolf on your head.

Here once stood the greatest beeramid in the land.

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1.

Not saying you're a front runner but who roots for the Red Sox, the Phillies, the Colts, and America?

"For draft classes in franchise mode in Madden, player names are randomly created. We struck gold." Heres to you, programmers with a sense of humor!

Charlie Weis calling his favorite play: "Extra Tasty 22 Slant Crispy on Three"

Manny Ramirez is selling his BBQ on ebay. Buy it. Now.

Featuring weights so large, even I can't lift them!

His Spanish notes are an oil-on-canvas.

Eye on the ball!

He's got jungle fever, he's got jungle fever.

No doubt he's one of those "I only smoke when I'm drunk or sledding" smokers.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"We made it to the National Championship game in club lacrosse , and they let us use the Cowboys' locker room. This sign was on a random closet door."

The kid giving the bunny ears must be an Eagles fan...

This, and midgets, is what pro wrestling is all about.

Now that's what I call sports!

This hockey player is acting cool, but that finger is eating him up inside.

The last picture this camera took.

A true Rangers fan.

The most amazing part is that he started the trick on rollerblades.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

Simultaneously a dunk and a block.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

The management doesn't know, but that was just me after the Packers loss to the Giants.

Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

Me want ball.

An easy way to do wheelies.

If this happens in beer pong, your opponents drink the remaining cups and you win.

It's a shame we have to throw bowling balls at it.

This is his first game of basketball, ever.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"We made it to the National Championship game in club lacrosse , and they let us use the Cowboys' locker room. This sign was on a random closet door."

Now that's what I call sports!

This hockey player is acting cool, but that finger is eating him up inside.

The last picture this camera took.

The most amazing part is that he started the trick on rollerblades.

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

If this happens in beer pong, your opponents drink the remaining cups and you win.

This is his first game of basketball, ever.

This is a deleted scene from Van Damme's classic "Sudden Death."

Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

The ole' statue of liberty play.

"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."

Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?

"How to spot a redneck DUI."

Ok guys, the team really needs our support this week so everyone make sure to wear your spirit thongs.

Hockey's last fan.