Maybe that's why he's so depressed.

If I'm the guy with his ass in the air, I'd just fall backwards. If I was the guy holding on, I'd bite him.

Tim Hardaway just thinks that if they want to hold hands, they should do it in private.

You're going to have to chug if we want another round, they stop selling beer at the 7th inning stretch.

"Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.

".kool yeht sa bmud sa era snaf etatS oihO"

If you put your opponent in an awkward submission hold and he calls a "dude, this is just weird," you win.

That snowboarder tree we planted in the fall is starting to bear fruit.

"Linebacker Hunter Hillenmeyer and I in my dorm freshman year."

Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.

Might as well call it the Air Force.

At what point is the victory not worth it?

Swing and a miss!

Is that a jock strap? Not that I was lookin'.

After this, the smoker got the munchies and ate his friend.

The beer pong championship belt. If someone sinks a ball in it, they should become the new champion.

I didn't know you were a tight end.

A real fan would have done steroids too.

I know this is a bad time, but do you have the $5 you owe me?

And another thing - they should outlaw mohawks and those awful electric guitars.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"We made it to the National Championship game in club lacrosse , and they let us use the Cowboys' locker room. This sign was on a random closet door."

The kid giving the bunny ears must be an Eagles fan...

This, and midgets, is what pro wrestling is all about.

Now that's what I call sports!

This hockey player is acting cool, but that finger is eating him up inside.

The last picture this camera took.

A true Rangers fan.

The most amazing part is that he started the trick on rollerblades.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

Simultaneously a dunk and a block.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

The management doesn't know, but that was just me after the Packers loss to the Giants.

Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

Me want ball.

An easy way to do wheelies.

If this happens in beer pong, your opponents drink the remaining cups and you win.

It's a shame we have to throw bowling balls at it.

This is his first game of basketball, ever.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"We made it to the National Championship game in club lacrosse , and they let us use the Cowboys' locker room. This sign was on a random closet door."

Now that's what I call sports!

This hockey player is acting cool, but that finger is eating him up inside.

The last picture this camera took.

The most amazing part is that he started the trick on rollerblades.

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

If this happens in beer pong, your opponents drink the remaining cups and you win.

This is his first game of basketball, ever.

This is a deleted scene from Van Damme's classic "Sudden Death."

Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

The ole' statue of liberty play.

"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."

Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?

"How to spot a redneck DUI."

Ok guys, the team really needs our support this week so everyone make sure to wear your spirit thongs.

Hockey's last fan.