http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818271/context/tag:santaclaus Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:43:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818271/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa. nonadult comedy A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa. sign, santa clauswords <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818271/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.33944d2dcd9f1d82b21163f12d9b614c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Wednesday, Jun 4 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1649953/ts:34">Liz</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817225/context/tag:santaclaus Wed, 28 May 2008 08:57:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817225/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Santa hates the summer because the heat melts elves. nonadult comedy Santa hates the summer because the heat melts elves. santa claussummer <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817225/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.9f663b9c745c333b3af2924fce01db6d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, May 25</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1801056/context/tag:santaclaus Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:04:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1801056/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 The reindeer must be resting. nonadult comedy The reindeer must be resting. santa claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1801056/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/a/collegehumor.52900c2138b2607c94e3337a22070db8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Friday, Feb 8 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1094826/ts:34">Adam M.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:513/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1800167/context/tag:santaclaus Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:22:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1800167/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Santa has gone crazy and rolled around in elf blood. nonadult comedy Santa has gone crazy and rolled around in elf blood. santa clausgreen <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1800167/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.a1c743c78315a4b58e77385eff4d17dd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded 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href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:537854/ts:34">My_dixie_wrecked</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 139 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792982/context/tag:santaclaus Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:27:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792982/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Santa is leading his own sleigh tonight. nonadult comedy Santa is leading his own sleigh tonight. santa clauscake <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792982/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.d7049c0331e429b1644913b11095b043.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Dec 10</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1791998/context/tag:santaclaus Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:13:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1791998/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight? nonadult comedy Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight? dog, santa clausanimal penis <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1791998/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/8/collegehumor.6f1bda01aef0d485deb1f0080f72d3a7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Dec 3 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1394258/ts:34">tom</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789172/context/tag:santaclaus Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:35:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789172/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Try explaining the, "Santa's not coming" sign to your kids. nonadult comedy Try explaining the, "Santa's not coming" sign to your kids. santa clausbillboard <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789172/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/0/collegehumor.179742f377041fd662658a30c0ed0e6d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Tuesday, Nov 13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:42520/ts:34">James</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1226/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 142 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1749362/context/tag:santaclaus Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:24:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1749362/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1. nonadult comedy Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1. santa clausbaseball <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1749362/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img 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src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.6a908b702ff8bca26976f5e5b3895b7d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Jan 22</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1731482/context/tag:santaclaus Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:28:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1731482/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Santa Claus probably gets so much pussy. nonadult comedy Santa Claus probably gets so much pussy. menage-a-troissanta claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1731482/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/0/collegehumor.f42bd17e481a2f544de540b0554d89eb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Friday, Dec 15 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:110381/ts:34">klhobl01</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:116/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1730145/context/tag:santaclaus Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:23:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1730145/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Hope you're not getting in the sleigh after this. nonadult comedy Hope you're not getting in the sleigh after this. keg standsanta claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1730145/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.eb779f51711445d185a9f11e1308b505.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Dec 10</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1728405/context/tag:santaclaus Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:18:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1728405/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 You're never too big for Mall Santa. nonadult comedy You're never too big for Mall Santa. santa claus, mall santashocker <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1728405/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/9/collegehumor.c903681ee3e31df654fddfb922133926.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Dec 3 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1198017/ts:34">greg</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727474/context/tag:santaclaus Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:10:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727474/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus. nonadult comedy Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus. santa claushighway <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727474/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/8/collegehumor.8106dbc1ca272c451c3a7538cc52edc1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Wednesday, Nov 29 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:25155/ts:34">ChrisHerself</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1053/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1716047/context/tag:santaclaus Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:14:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1716047/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 That's not a stocking hes packing." nonadult comedy That's not a stocking hes packing." santa clausbong <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1716047/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.d7c8e5a3f5ca437b71d70bf1a8ac95d8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Wednesday, Oct 25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21250/ts:34">Tolmen</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719809/context/tag:santaclaus Wed, 01 Nov 2006 19:28:31 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719809/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 I made the globe much like a mylar ballon is constructed - with two flat discs glued at the edges. The entry point in the bottom is a 'tube' made of thinner clear vinyl. The tube seals around my waist and holes in the tube keep the globe inflated. The fans inflate the tube and holes allow it to leak and keep the globe filled." nonadult comedy I made the globe much like a mylar ballon is constructed - with two flat discs glued at the edges. The entry point in the bottom is a 'tube' made of thinner clear vinyl. The tube seals around my waist and holes in the tube keep the globe inflated. The fans inflate the tube and holes allow it to leak and keep the globe filled." snow globe, santa clausHalloween 2006 <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719809/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.8199f07f2d49cd6e725a9db1beb0899b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Tuesday, Oct 31</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1707740/context/tag:santaclaus Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:51:24 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1707740/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Don't worry, Blitzen's driving. nonadult comedy Don't worry, Blitzen's driving. Santa Claus, coors lightbeer <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1707740/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/0/collegehumor.580843a70bbc1856828d2dd0d85b9072.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Tuesday, Sep 12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:15723/ts:34">cuic</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:767/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1674284/context/tag:santaclaus Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:24:39 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1674284/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Santa doesn't look so good. No worry, he still has 9 months to get everything together. nonadult comedy Santa doesn't look so good. No worry, he still has 9 months to get everything together. homelesssanta claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1674284/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.81577bddb0bbe9972a43ffd767c0f641.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Mar 20</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1649664/context/tag:santaclaus Sun, 15 Jan 2006 13:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1649664/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Go Santa! Go Santa! nonadult comedy Go Santa! Go Santa! mrs. clausSanta Claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1649664/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.cb4bdbcc580413a47d76c3892568a9a8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Jan 9</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1649664/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34">Be the first!</a> </p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1647652/context/tag:santaclaus Wed, 04 Jan 2006 16:21:53 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1647652/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Then hoe come he didn't smoke any of the stuff I left out for him? nonadult comedy Then hoe come he didn't smoke any of the stuff I left out for him? marijuana, santa claussign vandalism <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1647652/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.1f17cbafe1907af87e507efc1c6bddba.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Saturday, Dec 31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1249895/ts:34">Sam</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1641893/context/tag:santaclaus Sun, 18 Dec 2005 15:12:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1641893/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it. nonadult comedy Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it. fellatioSanta Claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1641893/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/b/collegehumor.7069b173fc09b5376c9fea2b5a74f54e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Saturday, Dec 10</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1637156/context/tag:santaclaus Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1637156/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Nothing says "Chirstmas!" like the tears of children. nonadult comedy Nothing says "Chirstmas!" like the tears of children. crying, kid, Santa Claussanta's lap <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1637156/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.6ec6a7ce8698dc6e071a4b9b378f5c63.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Wednesday, Nov 30 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:739147/ts:34">jam haselde</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1636064/context/tag:santaclaus Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:16:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1636064/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Explain this to your kid." nonadult comedy Explain this to your kid." santa claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1636064/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/c/collegehumor.37e76cdea32c2f3f1cfd136c3c6b0ffb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Nov 27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:67169/ts:34">MacGyver</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1237/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1635685/context/tag:santaclaus Thu, 01 Dec 2005 21:36:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1635685/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 ONE NIGHT ONLY nonadult comedy ONE NIGHT ONLY fisting, santa claussign vandalism <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1635685/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/4/collegehumor.718bd8035675d61ba2a9b834cb65e802.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Friday, Nov 25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1193867/ts:34">gary</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1634476/context/tag:santaclaus Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:24:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1634476/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34 Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving. nonadult comedy Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving. beer bongsanta claus <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1634476/context/tag:santaclaus/ts:34"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/8/collegehumor.1d5955b663a5a582826cb828bfe8d7dc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Nov 20 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:264536/ts:34">abob</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr />