Hello, Moe's Tavern?

i'll Capitalize whatever I Want to capitalize!

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Truly great ones cope well with anything.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

Love at first poke.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Danny, Thanks but not thanks. - Mikeyboy.

Follow up question, what is smiling?

MORE POWER!!!

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

"If you build a sign pointing to where you built it, they will come."

She's selling a cool ranch! No? Sometimes I wish I could embed a drum rimshot sound in these captions.

The management doesn't know, but that was just me after the Packers loss to the Giants.

Takeshita or get off the pot.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

MORE POWER!!!

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

"If you build a sign pointing to where you built it, they will come."

The management doesn't know, but that was just me after the Packers loss to the Giants.

Takeshita or get off the pot.

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Why warn motorists when, really, there's nothing they can do?

Back in the 1800's you didn't have to tell people, they just knew.

"He was so proud of it he circled it."

It was a little too sticky.

Then where are the GI Joes shop?

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Why warn motorists when, really, there's nothing they can do?

"He was so proud of it he circled it."

Yuck, algae.

Well there's no line through it, so I guess this is what we're supposed to do.

If you didn't believe it before, now you know for sure.

"wat"

Unfortunately, her roommate ate this sign without reading it.

Is that name for sale? If so, I'll buy it.

Yet they still spell food with an f.

"I have a crazy guy in my philosophy class. He is always questioning everything. On the first day, he claimed he has been to the matrix, so we call him 'The Matrix Guy.' I made this road map of the class lecture and the tangents we go on. enjoy." (enlarge to view)

This is why god gave us Courier New.