The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.

The makers of Trainspotting are trying their hand at a buddy comedy.

This was pretty much the highlight of watching Olympic women's basketball.

Battle of the Billboards

Tub girl?

This is a warning sign for cows.

On a commemorative brick in a park.

yarly

"Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."

That's not even the right stereotype.

This truck is so slippery it can't even get in an accident.

"Long story short, don't lose anything at this school."

Sir, we've seen your past few girlfriends. Your premium is going to be through the roof.

So that's how Santa gets his elves.

"Not another Jefferson County accidental accident. Oh, the humanity!"

Finally a retirement home to payback my grandma for all the ear pulling and incessant nagging.

Gross overuse of the "SHIFT" button must be dealt with accordingly.

"My buddy said he'd get a totally f'in crazy tat if we got people to pay for it."

As you wish.

For research he played Halo for 2 weeks straight without bathing and only consumed microwaved fish stix.

The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.

This was pretty much the highlight of watching Olympic women's basketball.

Battle of the Billboards

This is a warning sign for cows.

"Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."

"Long story short, don't lose anything at this school."

So that's how Santa gets his elves.

"Not another Jefferson County accidental accident. Oh, the humanity!"

Gross overuse of the "SHIFT" button must be dealt with accordingly.

As you wish.

Microsoft's fresh, new, original marketing campaign.

Good news!

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

Yeah I'm on step 9 so I have to make amends with people I've wronged.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

A minor classic.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

The first interracial married presidential ticket?

Surprise!

McMeatball sub anyone?

This was pretty much the highlight of watching Olympic women's basketball.

Battle of the Billboards

So that's how Santa gets his elves.

As you wish.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Surprise!

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!