This is a sitcom.

Surprise!

It's election season in the beach-front community and Discreet Wedgie-Pick is going down.

McMeatball sub anyone?

A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa.

Well, fairly gigantic.

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

You should come, everyone gets their deacon something.

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

Are you asking, or is the question mark part of the exclamation?

They're displaying Whister's Big Momma 2 this weekend, we must go see it.

One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

i'll Capitalize whatever I Want to capitalize!

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Truly great ones cope well with anything.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

As you wish.

Good news!

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

Yeah I'm on step 9 so I have to make amends with people I've wronged.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

A minor classic.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

The first interracial married presidential ticket?

Surprise!

McMeatball sub anyone?

A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa.

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.

i'll Capitalize whatever I Want to capitalize!

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

As you wish.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Surprise!

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Why warn motorists when, really, there's nothing they can do?

"He was so proud of it he circled it."