What could be healthier?

What a deal!

Is that name for sale? If so, I'll buy it.

Yet they still spell food with an f.

"I have a crazy guy in my philosophy class. He is always questioning everything. On the first day, he claimed he has been to the matrix, so we call him 'The Matrix Guy.' I made this road map of the class lecture and the tangents we go on. enjoy." (enlarge to view)

This is why god gave us Courier New.

Hmmm, jizz doesn't fit...

When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.

You know, to power elliptical machines and stuff.

And her sister, Dot.

Probably named after the James Brown song, but only probably.

Nothing is free. Have you considered the environmental costs?

Home of Dr. Ridiculous, DDS.

According to Wikipedia, this guy is also in porno.

Heh... 69.

Michelle really needs to get laid.

MissPuke.com was taken?

Step 3 - Profit.

Happy MLK Day, everybody!

Noooo! Help me!

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

Yeah I'm on step 9 so I have to make amends with people I've wronged.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

A minor classic.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

The first interracial married presidential ticket?

Surprise!

McMeatball sub anyone?

A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa.

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.

i'll Capitalize whatever I Want to capitalize!

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Surprise!

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Why warn motorists when, really, there's nothing they can do?

"He was so proud of it he circled it."

Yuck, algae.