7 guys, 1 cup.

Perfect for people who always want to laugh at funerals.

If we could just kill two more people I'm pretty sure there would be world peace.

The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all.

We're just a regular ole' family restaurant that happens to sell gasoline cigarettes and porno.

TLDNR

No pooping on the sabbath.

Salty?

Oh no, my name's Joe Klein I just wanted the store to have a memorable name.

How much work is required to move a textbook author (m = 1.36 x 10^2 kg) outside? Estimate how many people he will meet.

I like... things.

A rare peak at the boring lives of textbook authors.

Try explaining the, "Santa's not coming" sign to your kids.

"I went out of a town for a night, and found out my girlfriend was cheating on me when I found this letter in our mailbox."

It's unclear if Jenkem is real, but if you have any friends with bad breath maybe you should talk to them.

There's nothing I can add to this picture, it's already perfect.

Well, I know what I'm being for Halloween next year.

I think this was submitted for the online ad placement, but you only get 10 years for this!?

Our prices are so good, they're Under Siege!

"... just as long as your children aren't jewish, gay, or gypsies."

Good news!

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

Yeah I'm on step 9 so I have to make amends with people I've wronged.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

A minor classic.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

The first interracial married presidential ticket?

Surprise!

McMeatball sub anyone?

A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa.

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.

i'll Capitalize whatever I Want to capitalize!

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Surprise!

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Why warn motorists when, really, there's nothing they can do?

"He was so proud of it he circled it."

Yuck, algae.