Goocha!

Calling dinner "oral action" is like calling peeing "sex."

Wasn't he a character on In Living Color?

All the best engineers are virgins.

"A girl sent this to me after i met her at a party. I think I'm going to try and go after her."

That sounds like a challenge.

Those motherfuckers in Missouri are CRAZY.

Lickers?

In your face, Starbucks!

Why don't you just send the ghost of your dead mother to haunt the thief and scare him into giving back the cart?

The roof is!

They were trying to embarrass their friend on a local level, but CollegeHumor just took it national.

The city planners are a little too full of themselves.

"Ain't that the truth."

That would be a good screen name, or a good tattoo. It depends how hardcore you are.

Must have hit a lot of home runs, or at least a lot of triples.

How do I know the strange man didn't post this right before passing out?

A B C D E F J R

I need some groceries, I'm going to Cum.

"What is the name of the Vietnamese Restaurant on 1st St.?"
"Mo' pho'!"
"Stop cursing at me, I just want to know the name of the Vietnamese Restaurant on 1st St!"

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

A minor classic.

YOUCH! AM I RIGHT PEOPLE!?

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

The first interracial married presidential ticket?

Surprise!

McMeatball sub anyone?

A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa.

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.

i'll Capitalize whatever I Want to capitalize!

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Surprise!

B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Follow up question, what is smiling?

Should have stapled it.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Why warn motorists when, really, there's nothing they can do?

"He was so proud of it he circled it."

Yuck, algae.

Well there's no line through it, so I guess this is what we're supposed to do.