"Make them all strait and white."

The kid responsible for this is going to be fired. Don't censor me, bro.

You might have to click enlarge to read this one (it's above the picture). It will totally be worth it.

When people think 'abortion' we want them to think of our product.

These two have to be drafted as a pair.

Get your G.E.C.

Careful, those things are DANGEROUSLY cheesy.

The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody.

AKA the freshman dorms.

The edge of the world.

The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion.

"We found this billboard in downtown Kampala, the capital of Uganda."

BFF.

Goocha!

Calling dinner "oral action" is like calling peeing "sex."

Wasn't he a character on In Living Color?

All the best engineers are virgins.

"A girl sent this to me after i met her at a party. I think I'm going to try and go after her."

That sounds like a challenge.

Those motherfuckers in Missouri are CRAZY.

"Interviewed by local affiliate Asian-America reporter Nao Mai Wang-Hertz"

A safe haven for gingers all across the tri-county area.

Go back, looks like we were supposed to make a right on Irony Ave.

"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."

One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.

Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.

"Interviewed by local affiliate Asian-America reporter Nao Mai Wang-Hertz"

A safe haven for gingers all across the tri-county area.

Go back, looks like we were supposed to make a right on Irony Ave.

"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."

One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.

Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.