"My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."
"My brother found an extremely large ziploc bag at Wal-Mart and this is what he came up with for a costume."
"You would think you wouldn't post a pic of a lady reaching into your wifes snatch." Yes, that's correct. I would.
"I work in a video store during the summer, and this morning I was doing the morning shift by myself. I walked in to find this post-it on the counter, left from last night. The thing is, no one who works at our store is named Jerry."