More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have:
  • Sleek, solid constructions
  • Several compliant ports
  • Interior free of dust or cobwebs
  • Porn viewing potential
  • Extensive firmware interface
  • Quick start-ups
  • Adjustable volumes
  • Multiple hotkeys
  • Compatibility with your existing hardware
  • Upgrade potential
  • Floppy support
  • Virus-free systems