1. I am in the middle of the desert in a big hole.

2. I think the Americans have stopped looking for me.

3. The Americans have killed anyone that knows where I am.

4. I was really wasted when I came here and I have no idea where I am.

5. How long can a person live off of pop tarts and beer?

6. There is a strange smell in here…

7. An alarm seems to be going off, but I can't find where it is coming from…



This list was found by Osama's dead body…
Cause of death unknown, but wmd's were found farther down the hole.