1. Who knew that the real Pikachu was actually a tiny Japanese woman? I did.
    2. To the kid streaking through this library- We salute you.
    3. You lost my pants?! You owe me 65 million dollars! Seriously.
    4. Sell your imaginary friend on Ebay, you're the worst kind of back stabber.
    5. I'm going to start watching Disney.
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