It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Get caught masturbating or playing Neopets by your girlfriend? From Anthony
  • Have your entire body covered in tattoos or have braces for the rest of your life?
  • Have to integrate 'izzle' into every sentence or have to rhyme the final word of every sentence with Gellin'? From Sean
  • Only be able to listen to one song or only be able to watch one movie?
  • Crap your pants every single time you fell asleep or crap your pants once a week but never know when it's coming? From Bob
  • Sleep on a mattress without a pillow or on the floor with a pillow? From JN
  • Have a spidey-sense-like tingling everytime your girlfriend flirted with someone else or live in blissful ignorance?
  • Be the Star Wars kid or the Numa Numa guy? From Greg
  • Be able to ejaculate only 4 times a year or instantly vomit upon ejaculation? From Matt
  • Sleep with your cousin or get invited to family functions? From (other) Matt
  • Have your farts smell bad but sound like pleasing music or have your farts smell nice but be loud and wet?
  • Live or let die? From Brent
  • Be in a prank war with Amir or Streeter? From Erik
  • Eat nothing but McDonalds for the rest of your life, or have to make everything you eat from scratch for the rest of your life? From Erin
  • Run into yourself 10 years into the past or 10 years into the future? From Joseph
  • Have invented Gak or Floam?
And the Winner of this week's "Funny When I'm High Submission" Award is Luke, who sent in this:

  • Would you rather have chocolate for blood or a panda for a heart?
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