Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
May 8, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Get caught masturbating or playing Neopets by your girlfriend?
Have your entire body covered in tattoos or have braces for the rest of your life?
Have to integrate 'izzle' into every sentence or have to rhyme the final word of every sentence with Gellin'?
Only be able to listen to one song or only be able to watch one movie?
Crap your pants every single time you fell asleep or crap your pants once a week but never know when it's coming?
Sleep on a mattress without a pillow or on the floor with a pillow?
Have a spidey-sense-like tingling everytime your girlfriend flirted with someone else or live in blissful ignorance?
Star Wars kid
Numa Numa guy
Be able to ejaculate only 4 times a year or instantly vomit upon ejaculation?
Sleep with your cousin or get invited to family functions?
From (other) Matt
Have your farts smell bad but sound like pleasing music or have your farts smell nice but be loud and wet?
Live or let die?
Be in a prank war with Amir or Streeter?
Eat nothing but McDonalds for the rest of your life, or have to make everything you eat from scratch for the rest of your life?
Run into yourself 10 years into the past or 10 years into the future?
Have invented Gak or Floam?
And the Winner of this week's
"Funny When I'm High Submission"
Award is Luke, who sent in this:
Would you rather have chocolate for blood or a panda for a heart?
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