Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Complaints From The Guy Who Misses The Big Picture
May 13, 2007
Every single time I'm done boning my girlfriend, she makes me take a shower. It's so f*cking annoying!
I swear, if I have to make one more trip to the bank to deposit a check, I'm going to straight up murder someone.
Why did you guys get so much beer? There's no
all of this can fit into my fridge.
These front-row seats are way too close to the stage. I can barely see the video monitors.
I have the biggest hangover right now; the drinks were just so inexpensive at the bar last night.
Why did my flight have to land 40 minutes early? Now I have to call my buddy to tell him to pick me up right now.
I am so exhausted right now. I really need to stop staying up until 4 in the morning having sex.
These gold bars that I found laying on the street are just so damn heavy!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.