Finally, a use for literacy.
Sad-Off 2007 Scheduled Fights
Creed Fan vs. Nickelback Fan
Richard Karn vs. Dave Coulier
Torn Stuffed Animals vs. Dead Pets
Zak Chance, Shirt Designer
"Let's make the next one beige with a thin blue strip, then a thick brown stripe, then it repeats. Yeah, like that. Get J. Crew on the phone, this one's a winner."
Aphorism First Drafts
"Give till it hurts… and then stop. The hurting is a definite sign you should stop."
Oscar Predictions 2055
Best Hologram in a Supporting Role – Professor Q
Best Glockumockery –