Complaining about the heat

Getting handjobs from Jessica Meyers in the pool at the Motel 6 on route 22

Pissing in the pool

Sh*tting in the pool

Working (Teacher's Exception)

Dying in a hot car

Embarrassing your family at the beach. I mean, seriously, what do you expect to find with that thing? Buried treasure? You've been doing this for 3 Summers – 3 SUMMERS! – and you've only found a few batteries and some loose change!