Not doing much better
In case you hadn't heard already, a guy in China underwent the world's first successful penis transplant after losing his member in an accident. The penis, a respectable 4" flacid wang, was donated by the family of a brain dead man. All good, right? Wrong. Ten days after the monumental surgery the patient had his new dong removed. Why? "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife."

People have been wondering why someone would want to ditch his new penis and go back to his former 1cm stump. Well, I've got a few reasons…

  • Skin around the tip "a little fleshier" than he liked.
  • The 2006 model fraught with problems.
  • He and new penis just didn't "click."
  • Always felt like a fag when he masturbated.
  • Wouldn't fit in the hole at the truckstop anymore.
  • Could only hold 2000 songs.
  • Decided to try to work things out with his ex-penis.
  • Details were misrepresented in original eBay listing.
  • New penis was tearing up all the furniture.
  • Old balls weren't compatible with new penis.
  • Wife's libido suffered due to a condition known as I'm-riding-a-dead-guy's-dick syndrome.
  • Heard the penis came from a Tibetan, refused to have anything to do with it.
  • Missed doing the old "Guess what sexual organ is in my pants…None!" trick.