“I Swear” by All-4-One


I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky


I swear, by the Domino’s 555 Deal.


And I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side


And I swear, by Myspace, which you’re ALWAYS fuckin’ on.


I see the questions in your eyes


You look like you want to yell at me


I know what’s weighing on your mind


Is this about me making you watch Empire Strikes Back? Cause I think everyone needs to see that movie. It’s just that good.


You can be sure I know my part


I really don’t know what you want from me


Cause I stand beside you through the years


How many months have we been together now? Three? Eight?


You’ll only cry those happy tears


Honestly, the 555 Deal is so good, you could cry


And though I’ve made mistakes, I’ll never break your heart


Even though your sorority sisters told you how I felt up that freshman girl, I’m going to keep texting you until you respond


And I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there


I swear, we really should get the 555 deal right now


And I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side, I’ll be there


I swear, if you check your myspace profile one more time today…


For better or worse


Only for better


Til death do us part


Til summer break when you go back home to Ohio


I’ll love you with every beat of my heart


Alright, I’ll accept your request for a facebook relationship


And I swear…


Domino’s is on its way