Would You Rather
- Be able to fly with an excruciating fear of heights or be invisible but constantly crave the attention of others? From Mat
- Accidentally say something racist or live in the Puerto Rican part of town?
- Have your mom walk in on you masturbating to a picture of David Hasselhoff or walk in on your mom masturbating to a picture of David Hasselhoff? From Jason
- Pull out all of your teeth one by one or rip out all of your finger-and-toenails one by one?
- Have one giant grapefruit sized testicle or a bunch of tiny grape-like testicles? From Laura
- Have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones? From Brian
- Get blamed in class for a fart that wasn't yours or get blamed in your dorm for clogging a toilet that you didn't clog?
- Be stuck outside for 7 weeks or stuck in your house for 7 weeks? From Colin
- Have sex with Glen Quagmire, or Peter Griffin? From Tiffany
- Be 3 inches taller or have your dick be 1 inch bigger? From Shea
- Get pounded in the f*cking face till your own bitch of a mother doesn't recognize you anymore of quit looking at my f*cking girlfriend, chief?
- Bang Mo the Referee or have a glowing piece of Radical Rock? From TJ
- Burn out or fade away? From Matt
And the Winner of this week's "Oh Yes, I'm Drunk And On CollegeHumor" Award is Justin, who sent in this:
- woulds yiu rather comee home to a godmadamn college humor new picture or not? why yws thaank youls i would. thank you gor asking /.
Enjoy the hangover, Jason!
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