It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Be able to fly with an excruciating fear of heights or be invisible but constantly crave the attention of others? From Mat
  • Accidentally say something racist or live in the Puerto Rican part of town?
  • Have your mom walk in on you masturbating to a picture of David Hasselhoff or walk in on your mom masturbating to a picture of David Hasselhoff? From Jason
  • Pull out all of your teeth one by one or rip out all of your finger-and-toenails one by one?
  • Have one giant grapefruit sized testicle or a bunch of tiny grape-like testicles? From Laura
  • Have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones? From Brian
  • Get blamed in class for a fart that wasn't yours or get blamed in your dorm for clogging a toilet that you didn't clog?
  • Be stuck outside for 7 weeks or stuck in your house for 7 weeks? From Colin
  • Have sex with Glen Quagmire, or Peter Griffin? From Tiffany
  • Be 3 inches taller or have your dick be 1 inch bigger? From Shea
  • Get pounded in the f*cking face till your own bitch of a mother doesn't recognize you anymore of quit looking at my f*cking girlfriend, chief?
  • Bang Mo the Referee or have a glowing piece of Radical Rock? From TJ
  • Burn out or fade away? From Matt

And the Winner of this week's "Oh Yes, I'm Drunk And On CollegeHumor" Award is Justin, who sent in this:

  • woulds yiu rather comee home to a godmadamn college humor new picture or not? why yws thaank youls i would. thank you gor asking /.

Enjoy the hangover, Jason!

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