Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
May 17, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Be able to fly with an excruciating fear of heights or be invisible but constantly crave the attention of others?
Accidentally say something racist or live in the Puerto Rican part of town?
Have your mom walk in on you masturbating to a picture of David Hasselhoff or walk in on your mom masturbating to a picture of David Hasselhoff?
Pull out all of your teeth one by one or rip out all of your finger-and-toenails one by one?
Have one giant grapefruit sized testicle or a bunch of tiny grape-like testicles?
Have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones?
Get blamed in class for a fart that wasn't yours or get blamed in your dorm for clogging a toilet that you didn't clog?
Be stuck outside for 7 weeks or stuck in your house for 7 weeks?
Have sex with Glen Quagmire, or Peter Griffin?
Be 3 inches taller or have your dick be 1 inch bigger?
Get pounded in the f*cking face till your own bitch of a mother doesn't recognize you anymore of quit looking at my f*cking girlfriend, chief?
Bang Mo the Referee or have a glowing piece of Radical Rock?
Burn out or fade away?
And the Winner of this week's
"Oh Yes, I'm Drunk And On CollegeHumor"
Award is Justin, who sent in this:
woulds yiu rather comee home to a godmadamn college humor new picture or not? why yws thaank youls i would. thank you gor asking /.
Enjoy the hangover, Jason!
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