It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Have a perfect smile but with painful cavities in your molars, or have crooked teeth with no cavities? From Tory
  • Have your finger nails cut too short and sting for the rest of your life or not be able to cut them for the rest of your life? From Daryl
  • Be in an argument with Blake or be a f*cking idiot named Blake and not understand when you're wrong? From Spencer
  • Have one hand in your pocket or the other one smoking a cigarette? From Ryan
  • Be able to feel your hair when its cut and be in pain or be completely hairless? From Daniel
  • Wake up next to Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson? From LJ
  • Have your balls on top of your dick or your mouth on top of your nose? From Dan

Finally, this week's winner of the I'm Trying To Get Out Of Work Soon Award is me, who is saying this:

  • Would you rather continue to write this article or leave for the long weekend?
Happy Long Weekend.

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