Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
May 25, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have a perfect smile but with painful cavities in your molars, or have crooked teeth with no cavities?
Have your finger nails cut too short and sting for the rest of your life or not be able to cut them for the rest of your life?
Be in an argument with Blake or be a f*cking idiot named Blake and not understand when you're wrong?
Have one hand in your pocket or the other one smoking a cigarette?
Be able to feel your hair when its cut and be in pain or be completely hairless?
Wake up next to Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson?
Have your balls on top of your dick or your mouth on top of your nose?
Finally, this week's winner of the
I'm Trying To Get Out Of Work Soon
Award is me, who is saying this:
Would you rather continue to write this article or leave for the long weekend?
Happy Long Weekend.
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