The rolling backpack is an unnecessary invention. So you can't lift the ten pounds of books you put in your bag? Sorry to hear about your multiple sclerosis. Oh, you don't have MS? Well, a backpack isn't that goddamn heavy. Plus, you see, it's got these convenient straps you can slide over your shoulders, so all the weight goes on your back. Unless your spine looks like a stack of toothpicks, I think you can handle it. The next person I see with a rolling backpack is getting smashed in the face with my bag, which I keep conveniently on my back.
The Pope is a bit unnecessary. We get ityou don't want us to drink, do drugs, or have sex. Big surprise. But I'm going to go ahead and ignore all that because I don't think I need to be taking life hints from someone who was once convinced that Hitler was the good guy.
Spider-Man 3 was not a bad movie. Sure, there was a little too much sappy romance, but come on, did you even see the rest of the movie? An outstandingly hilarious cameo by Bruce Campbell, a 100-foot tall Sandman, and some of the best special effects ever?! I'm serious, it was good! What the hell's the matter with you people?!