Year: 1999Two T.V. executives walk into a dorm where 2 friends are hanging out in the common room, smoking and playing video gamesT.V. Exec 1- What's up guys?Friend 1- Who are you?T.V. Exec 2- We just came to hang out for a little.Friend 2- (to T.V. Executive 1) Are you a cop?TV1- No. We just want to hang out and talk.F2- I think he's a cop.F1- If you are a cop you have to tell us. I don't know why but that's what they always say on Law and Order.F2: STABLERRRR!Friends high fiveTV2- He's not a cop.TV1- We'd just like to sit here and observe you for a little if that's okay with you. Act like we're not even here.F1- First tell us if you're a cop. Be honest.TV1- (Frustrated) I'm going to be very blunt boys. We're looking for a fresh, hot new idea for a brand new cartoon show. We've been racking our brains for months and just can't come up with a solid idea.TV2- Any ideas fellas?F1- I got an idea. (starts coughing smoke)F1- Alright, number 1, it's gotta be under waterF1- Yeah, yeah.TV1- What about characters?F1- Shut up suit! I was just getting to that.F2- Alright, the main character is
a hot dog.F1- Or a checkerboard.F2- Waffle.Both: SPONGE!TV1- I like it
F1- So yeah, like this sponge or whatever has crazy misadventures with his buddy F2- Who's a fucking HAMBURGER!F1- Dude, No.F2- So the best friend is a starfish and they just do all this crazy shit together.TV2- Like what?F1- Shit I don't know. Maybe the sponge lives next to some douche bag squid or something or they work at the same place F2-Hamburger joint?F1- Sure dude. And like the burger joint is owned by like some guy who's a F2- Crab?F1- Fine, whatever it doesn't matter.F2- And he lives in a sea shell. Wait, a banana. No, no. I got it. A pineapple.(TV Executive 2 quickly scribbles down notes into a little pad)TV2- This is gold.TV1- The sponge can't be naked though.F1- Then fucking throw some gay ass pants on him or something. Do I have to think of everything?TV1- Brilliant!F2- One last thing.TV1- Sure.F2- His other friend is a squirrel in a space suit.TV1: Done.The T.V. Executives exitPresent day
The two friends are again stoned and watching T.V. They're flipping through the channel and get to SpongeBob Square Pants.F1- I love this show!F2- I'd rather watch Aqua Teen.