Terrorists have changed a lot over the past 15 years. They've left the big screen and popped up in the middle east. They've abandoned their dreams of big bank accounts and world domination in favor of inciting actual terror. It's true, today's terrorists are a long ways off from the terrorists of yesteryear, but which terrorists are better?AccuracyPretty bad, 100% chance of missing intended target '90s action movie terroristsPretty good, 100% chance of blowing up self. al-Qaida terroristsWinner – DrawAlliesAt least one band of renegade ninjas, a misleadingly hot chick '90s action movie terroristsThe Loose Change guys al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsEnemiesArnold Schwartzenagger, 007, extended countdown sequences, Harrison Ford, MAYBE Sylvester Stallone '90s action movie terroristsFreedom, liberty, bunker busters, Harrison Ford al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsCostumeFancy suits and cocktail dresses '90s action movie terroristsSheet wrapped around whole body, turban al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsSecret HeadquartersLavish mansion, underground laboratory '90s action movie terroristsCave al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsVideo Quality24 frames per second, crisp and clear '90s action movie terroristsDiscount digital camcorder quality, poor lighting, bad white balance al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsMemorable One-Liner"The bridge it OUT!" '90s action movie terrorists"Death to infidels." al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsFatal FlawLeaving the hero alone in a room to die '90s action movie terroristsSuccess al-Qaida terroristsWinner – '90s action movie terroristsGoal$1,000,000,000 '90s action movie terrorists72 virgins al-Qaida terroristsWinner – Draw (please don't make me choose)Overall Winner: '90s action movie terrorists (7-0-2)Not even close. Society has made great advancements in technology over the last 15 years, but we seem to be working backwards in the field of terrorism. Today's terrorists just aren't cutting it. They're going have to start living like rock stars and hijacking satellites if they plan on making any fans. '90s action movie terrorists are the clear winner.