"There only be one way to win back the Black Pearl .by refinancing her payment plan. "
"There be no room left in this world for a pirate
or for yeer good for nothing friends that come over late at night
and don't think I don't know they've been drinking me rum
yeer lucky I don't call theer parents."
"Son, I've been meanin' to talk to yee
While I was swabbin' the deck I found a cigarette butt
Me and the crew aren't upset; we just be disappointed."
"Arggg .there not be a better ting in this world than spendin all Sunday watchin' The Masters from 1998 on ESPN2 and then complaining' that yee haven't mowed mee lawn."